Have you ever wondered who the RiP Kord is? In Reverend Yogger’s blog spot, you will find 5 whole entire blog entries about this unknown character (click here for the first of them). He has commented here and there on a few sites, but his alias never has a link to a site of his own. We can only learn about this mysterious man from what few hints Yog has given us, or by reading the comments he makes. I have some theories that I would like to share now.
Firstly, I would have to make the assumption that, although anyone can CLAIM to be any sex they want, the RiP Kord MUST be a male. There are three easy clues to this. First are the pictures. Although the face is not very clear, it is unlikely that they are of a woman. Secondly, Yog always references this person in the masculine. True, he may be trying to mislead us, but the last is a dead giveaway. In the first of 5 blogs, this person falls out of the tub and Yog just opens to the door and tries to take a picture. Not too likely he would do that if RiP Kord was a woman.
I’m not really sure where the RiP Kord is from. Yog describes him as a ‘friend of many years’ so he must not be from around Vermilion. Yog grew up in northern BC, but also in Ontario and Saskatchewan before moving where he is now. Since RiP Kord was traveling, he probably either lives in northern BC, or somewhere nearby, but a distance. Since Yog revealed that yoggeronian was spoken by few in the ‘northern city’, my guess is that RiP Kord knew Yog from northern BC.
I could guess at the uniqueness of the name RiP Kord, but as I’m not too sure, I have been copy/pasting the name the way Yog uses it. I would rather let other people guess and see if they can get that. I just want to wish you well, RiP Kord, where ever you may be. Perhaps you will remain a mystery…right up there with the “k” blog that appeared on Yogger’s page. It was nice of you to bring Grace’s comments up and over the 100 mark. I also enjoyed the laugh…thank you for not being upset that it was at your expense. You remain anonymous, yet you still received your 5 blogs of Fame…6 now that I wrote.
Goodbye, and God Bless.
19 comments:
Hmmm....How interesting
I think the RiPKord is...
Interestingly, Yogger has been attempting to reveal who the RiP Kord actually is. Everyone knows that he already has the identity figured out. He is, after all, the one who wrote the first blog about him. What I have been trying to avoid him doing is revealing that it is actually I, hotrodent, who is the true RiP Kord!!!
hey hey!! I got a mention - and a link (of sorts)!! I'm so proud... BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT NEEDS IMMEDIATE HUMBLING!! please don't humble me :D
That is one hot picture of Harold jamus, byt the way - though he looks so different than I imagined... In fact isn't that... hey!!
by the way - hotrodent... I don't buy that RiPkord is you - not even for a second... it's not you right???
I don't know... it could be me. I did grow up in Dawson Creek with Yogger and Logger.
Yeah, but did YOU fall out of Yogger's tub and land in the midst of fallen shower curtain?
I must say...that would have been SOOOOO funny to see. Too bad Yog doesn't have pictures...or does he????? Maybe Harold Jamus knows if Yog has any pictures from that hilarious morning.
Interestingly enough, RiPKord and Hotrodent's comments are two minutes apart exactly... what do we make of this?
If we are going by time, it seems interesting that Yog ALSO wrote a short time after these two comments were written. Perhaps Yog is really RiP Kord. It would explain alot, don't you all think?
Perhaps Hotrodent, RiPKord, and Anonymous are all the same. The reason? Who else calls me "Yog"? Everyone else refers to me as "Yogger" when they comment on blogs. Only Hotrodent, RiPKord, and this past Anonymous use "Yog".
This would explain why Hotrodent and RiPKord's comments are two minutes apart. The truth is that they are the same person.
Granted, on this particular article it isn't entirely true. However, it does lead us towards the true identity of the RiPKord...
Figure out the acronym RPK and you have it... if you can... MOO HA HA!!
As everyone knows...The Great Canadian Yogger is one of the very few people who know who the RiP Kord truly is. He grew up with this person. He lets this person shower in his house. Every other person who knows the RiP Kord is an unknown, such as Harold Jamus.
It makes a person wonder, doesn't it? I know that yogger, yog, or the Great Canadian Yogger (all the same person, however you reference him) knows the secret identity of the RiP Kord. I also know that when Yogger wants to comment on other blogs, he DOES use alternate identities on occassion. My question is...could anyone blame him if he truly is this RiP Kord? He wouldn't want the true identity of his ficticious name to reveal himself, so why not make up false hints to mislead us?
I think that what I find most interesting is that as I uncover more about this RiP Kord and pose the possibility of Yogger as this person, the more he turns it around and tries to point it in every direction EXCEPT himself. Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps Yog isn't the RiP Kord.
RPK - Reverend Pastor Keller???????
I wonder......
I must say, this comment section would be ridiculously confusing for someone who does not know ALL of the following: RPK (both of them), Rip Kord, Yogger, Yog, The Great Canadian Yogger, Hotrodent, Harold Jamus, Logger, and everyone else mentioned here. Good thing I'm not one of those people in the dark.
It is obvious that Outsideryetinsider is the Hotrodent... who else cares to mention the Logger? Especially since nobody knows or really cares about the Logger's identity.
Actually, I did not comment as the outsideryetinsider. There is actually someone else on this planet who does care enough about the Logger to mention him other than you and me.
If you are in a pantry and there is no light, how would you know it is a pantry? This is the type of thing that can lead to cheese puffs growing faces and shaving their legs! we need to put a stop to this and all the swedish berries that are out to uproot the foundations of modern literature. If we don't stop them, who will? who can? who cares about tylenol? I don't very much except for when I have a headache. But when headache comes i just tell him i'm busy with my friend advil and he goes to his party at the calgary tower. i know him very well and that george bush is the president of the usa and president's choice. he chooses kermit over fozzie and peanut butter over tires. Go fountain tire!
I'm going crazy here!! I just want to know who's who.. Is that too much to ask??
By all the hinting I'm Guessing that RiPKord has to be a Keller brother. The one that isn't Lee... am I right??
email me for sure... I like to be in the loop when no one else can be :D
p.s. word verification today reads -
inpdogsy! which I believe to be a sign. what say you?
Hmmm.....
It seems Yog is not the only one who knows the identity of RiPKord. It seems quite obvious to me. And also quite amusing that this topic would proceed to fill 6 entire blogs with hundreds of comments.
It is a great story. In fact, knowing RipKord makes it that much funnier to imagine. I'm sure I would have been brought to tears in laughter.
Although I feel the urge to end the suspense for some of you. I feel it is not my position as a relatively new commenter.
You may even think that I am RipKord. I suppose that may be true. Hmmmm.... this may never end.
RiPKord... what a yoggin' fassa!
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